English pick up lines

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Quot:Dont care for those who ignore you

- Care for those who are ignoring others for you

•I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.

• I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just fuck.

• I'd like to sit and suck on what's hiding behind your zipper.

• You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.

• You know, looking at you right now, in this light... I could fuck you.

• I'm afraid of getting pregnant. Want go up to my room and test all of my condoms?

• So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak? 

• Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?

• Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go.

• If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricants.

• Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and fuck you faster than a speeding bullet.

• Sniff....Sniff... I smell that you are in season, want to breed?

• Life is short. Let's fuck and see if there is anything after that.

• Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.

• I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??

• How about you be my story and I'll be your climax!

• Do you want to play a game? It's called 'Slob the Knob.'

• Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.

• Try me once and if you don't like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It'd be more if you want foreplay.

• If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna fuck you.


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