English pick up lines

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Quot: I dont care what others think about me!

- I enjoy my liffe with my own rules!

Your chest looks a little sore. Would you like me to numb it?

• Do you wanna lick my tongue?

• Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?

• Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?

• Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it's a gem.

• Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.

• Tell me how my cum tastes.

• First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

• I've got a great big cock!

• You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

• Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!

• Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

• Do you cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?

• May i pleasure you with my tongue?

• Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?

• Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.

• So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

• Hi I'm (your name) I swallow.

• I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

• Mines bigger than his want proof?

• I got a 14 inch cock, why don't you come home with me and I'll let you ride it.

• You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.

• Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.

• I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free

• I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.

• Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!

• Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

• Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.

• (walk up to the bar and sit down in the seat next to them. While looking at them, order a drink and drink it down) Well, we can't fuck here!

• I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.


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