English pick up lines

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Quote: I´m at that point where i don´t even care if people like me anymore.

- If you like med, cool, if you don´t Okay.



• I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?

• If you won't fuck me, can I fuck you? 

• I'm rubber, your glue. Let's have sex.

• I WANT SEX! Sorry, the doctor said that would help.

• You're dead sexy. Get in my pussy!

• I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

• The Lord gave us the power to fuck. So, let's go have sex!

• Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.

• If I was a chipmunk, and you were a bunny,...wait, or was it the other way around...forget it, Wanna screw?

• Excuse me, but I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell "RUN".

• What do I have to do to be your booty call? 

• If you talk to me, I'll fuck you.

• Do you believe in free love? (Certainly no!) Then how much do you cost?

• I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.

• (Stare at her until she says "What!?!") It isn't just gonna suck itself.

• Hey baby, I'll fuck you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.

• Thanks for the blow job last night. (What blow job? I didn't give you one.) You didn't? You owe me one.

• Let's go to your place and love each other until my dick falls in your pussy.

• I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished.

• Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my pussy cum!

• Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.

• Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.

• I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?

• Ahoy there fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a fisting?

• I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?

• I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.

• I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out? 

• Hi, I'm a representative for Joe Boxer. I'm doing a survey on which brand guys prefer leaving in the corner of the room while having wild sex.

• Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa (that is kiss a snatch).


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