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Quote: The less i care, the happier i am.

- Haters hate, ME: i dont care!



•  Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?" 

• Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt. 

• The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. 

• The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 

• Wanna fuck like bunnies? 

• We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck. 

• What can I do to make you sleep with me? 

• Your face or MINE!?

• Your place or mine?

• Let's go get liquored up and rape each other.

• Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

• I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.

• Nice legs, lets eat out.

• Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!

• If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

• Hi my name is (your name), did I mention I have a penis.

• My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? 

• Show me your pussy!

• You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."

• What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

• Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming.

• If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?

• If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.

• I know where there is a good party, they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

• Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down! 

• Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!

• I'd rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in.

• Dah, wanna see my dink?

• (silently mouth) I want a fig newton.

• Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole? (No.) Want one?


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